Tour de Balmain results

The results have trickled in from the Tour de Balmain last weekend in Sydney, Australia. We have yet to secure pictures as the paparazzi are asking for too high a price for such lewd photos. We are especially wanting to see pictures of gnomes and Little John.

Below is Tour news from the head official and news sourcemarker: Jeff Hopkins.

results from the pub crawl : 1 very sore head.
Highlights of the event were the gnome throwing incidents and also the hedge diving championships. The night pretty much ended with a cab ride, but ended abruptly when the cab got a flat tyre. we jumped out to fix it, but one of his nuts was stripped, so we waved goodbye, since we were pretty much at out destination. And so scored a free $30 cab ride!! One joint even had it's own chappelle style little john, WHAT!!!